Why do I attract homeless people?

Why are the only men I seem to get attention from homeless or just plain creepy? Seriously! I know everyone goes through periods of drought where it seems as though they are dead to the opposite sex but I am currently experiencing a different sort of drought. I don't know if it is my current hairstyle, clothing, or aura that is causing this shift in the cosmos but I don't like it one bit. I just want to find a nice man with nice pants...who has a mailing address and...ideally a job. Is this too much to ask? It is not as though I hang out in tent cities!

Hello Old Friends :O)

I forgot about my blog entirely! I completely forgot about you Blog until Garreth (an old friend from high school), referenced my rant about men and nice pants. Yes, Blog I apologize for neglecting you but so many new and time consuming events have been happening in Noreeland.
Today I had an insanely hot Thai curry for lunch. I have come to the conclusion that my Scandinavian ancestry is responsible for a low curry tolerance. The Vikings didn't like to turn up the spice! Traditionally it is only those areas near the equator who have spicy food. I have heard it has something to do with poor refrigeration and hiding the taste of rancid meat. Whatever the case...have you ever heard of curried herring, or pi co de gallo lefse? ... Probably not. Which is why I think I may sweat like a fat kid on the 'Special K Challenge' when I eat anything from the tropics. Food for thought.