Runs With Scissors

Bizzare!

2008-07-02T08:08:00.000-07:00

I had all but given up my blogging days - thinking that only my best friend, (Props to you Krystina!), reads it and comments upon it. Apparently I am wrong, other people do read it and some of you have even made comments. I haven't visited this page for almost a year - I even had difficulty remembering my password to sign on.
It is a bizarre cultural phenomenon - blogging. You throw your ideas, feelings, criticisms...out into cyberspace and hope that there is someone out there who hears them...a sort of "Are you there God? It's me (Noree)", for the new millennium.

Why do I attract homeless people?

2007-07-28T12:35:00.000-07:00

Why are the only men I seem to get attention from homeless or just plain creepy? Seriously! I know everyone goes through periods of drought where it seems as though they are dead to the opposite sex but I am currently experiencing a different sort of drought. I don't know if it is my current hairstyle, clothing, or aura that is causing this shift in the cosmos but I don't like it one bit. I just want to find a nice man with nice pants...who has a mailing address and...ideally a job. Is this too much to ask? It is not as though I hang out in tent cities!

Hello Old Friends :O)

2007-07-11T16:31:00.000-07:00

I forgot about my blog entirely! I completely forgot about you Blog until Garreth (an old friend from high school), referenced my rant about men and nice pants. Yes, Blog I apologize for neglecting you but so many new and time consuming events have been happening in Noreeland.
Today I had an insanely hot Thai curry for lunch. I have come to the conclusion that my Scandinavian ancestry is responsible for a low curry tolerance. The Vikings didn't like to turn up the spice! Traditionally it is only those areas near the equator who have spicy food. I have heard it has something to do with poor refrigeration and hiding the taste of rancid meat. Whatever the case...have you ever heard of curried herring, or pi co de gallo lefse? ... Probably not. Which is why I think I may sweat like a fat kid on the 'Special K Challenge' when I eat anything from the tropics. Food for thought.

Who I look like...apparently.

2007-06-08T09:23:00.000-07:00

Oh My Goodness

2007-05-23T17:25:00.000-07:00

Ok, It is official! I'm as good at keeping a blog as I am at keeping a journal. Back in high school, and in university too actually, I used to write in a journal daily. It may not have been profound or entertaining or valuable for posterity's sake but I was consistent. Now, it seems I have nothing to say - What does that say about me?

Self-Righteous!

2007-04-08T14:31:00.000-07:00

Sorry, I just had to yell that! It isn't directed toward anyone in particular but is rather just a word that has been on the tip of my tongue for a few days. I think I wanted to yell it at a few people...with other words mixed in...but I shouted it at no one just to shout it out now.
I think I might actually be getting wiser as I get older. Things that used to bother me, don't anymore. They have been replaced with different things, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I don't get angry, or even that I'm not an angry person...I probably still am...Writing what I did previously proves this perhaps. I just feel that where I am is a better place than where I have been. I guess that is what growing up is...when you can look back a few days, or months, or years and realise that where you are is a good place. When I talk about a "place"... I mean emotionally, physically, intellectually.
Jeez...I guess I'm the self-righteous one!...And I don't mind...not today.

What Do You Think She Is Thinking?

2007-03-28T10:07:00.000-07:00

Edward Hopper is one of the truly great American painters. His work is colurful and engaging - full of light and freshness. Yet, I can not help but feel the sadness and isolation present in his work.

This Is What You Shall Do ...

2007-03-22T15:51:00.000-07:00

"Re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dimiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency not only in its words but in the silent lines of its lips and face and between the lashes of your eyes and in every motion and joint of your body."
-Walt Whitman

Call The Band - Width Police, I'm Breaking The Rules!

2007-03-07T17:53:00.000-08:00

So, I'm not supposed to blogging from my work computer....sushhhhhh! But I am. The thing is that I don't have a home computer at the moment and I'm typing quickly and not saying anything naughty. :O) Human resources sent a memo out earlier in the week about our company's new IT policies and I've been breaking a couple on a regular basis but none of the major ones! And...well...I didn't know I was until I received the memo. Let's leave it at that, shall we?

Where are the hot men with nice pants?!! A large number of them are at the California Wine Fair tonight. This is where I was supposed to be as well but...now I am working. (This is bordering on a naughty statement as outlined by paragraph three of the company IT policy pertaining to comments about the workplace...so let's just leave it at that, shall we?)

Ah,men with nice pants! As you may have guessed, I like a man who knows how to buy pants. When I broke up with my last boyfriend I made a promise to myself never to date a man with bad pants again!! I have always dated men with poor taste in pants and none of those relationships has been "the one"...time to turn over a new leaf!! But, where are these men with great pants? Surely they exist! It can't only be gay men who know about hemlines and khakis. Or is the Heterosexual man with nice pants like a snuffleupagus?

Howdy Ho!

2007-02-28T08:07:00.000-08:00

Ahhhhh. I love moving! It is an adventure!
I think the lack of sleep is finally starting to get to me. I woke up this morning deliriously happy. Not about anything in particular. In fact, at this point I should be freaking out with stress - pulling my hair out, gnashing my teeth, etc. I think I have reached that point and surpassed it. I still need to pack a few things and clean my apartment but the bottomline is that I will be (not)sleeping under a new roof in less than 48 hours.
Also....I get to drive a big truck today! Hooray!

Actually Working

2007-02-09T13:14:00.000-08:00

So, I haven't been posting on a regular basis. This is mostly because at work, as of late, I have actually been working. ??? Imagine that!
I have also been busy preparing for theatre school auditions and packing to move! I'm seriously stressed about these auditions and only moderately stressed about the packing and moving. Combined, the stress resulting from these two situations is intense enough to make any work related stress I may have moot. Yay!!

Yeah...I like this picture!
Homer is Judas. :)

I Have Neglected My Blog!!

2007-01-25T09:54:00.000-08:00

I didn't mean to hurt you blog. I'm sorry if you feel I no longer love you...it just isn't true. You know you are my one and only. I've been busy. You know how it gets...please forgive me?

Now for a poem:

If I could
I would paint a picture of you
and call it Negative Exposure.
Ironical?

Hey... I didn't say it was a good poem.

I Did Not Go To University For This!!

2007-01-10T09:37:00.000-08:00

I feel that if I took a pin and stuck it in my head right now that it would deflate like a balloon...or explode! I'm seriously contemplating the pin-in-head approach to stress relief. I doubt it would work though. I would probably just end up with a pin in my head and a small amount of blood running down my face.
Uggghhhhhh!

A New Perspective

2006-12-29T09:41:00.000-08:00

I read an article on MSN yesterday which discussed the reasons why men marry. It stated that the number one quality men look for in the women they marry is a positive attitude... Perhaps this is the reason I am still single. Dating is another story. The qualities men seek in women they date are the cliche - physical attractiveness, a sense of humour, large pocketbook.
So, perhaps it is time that Noree adopted a more positive perspective. I'm not saying I am "changing" myself to find a man...just that maybe I could be a more balanced individual if I tipped my scale toward the sunny side of life.

"Re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency not only in its words but in the silent lines of its lips and face and between the lashes of your eyes and in every motion and joint of your body..."
- Walt Whitman

Yes Walt! Yes!

When I Dream

2006-12-27T13:19:00.000-08:00

A painting by Marc Chagall, one of my favourite artists because in his paintings man can fly and horses play the violin. I wish every dream could be like a painting by Chagall.

The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

2006-12-27T12:54:00.000-08:00

I love the Holiday Gap Week - These little days of heaven between Christmas and New Year's are my favourite days of the year perhaps! Sure I have to work this year but it is quiet... and almost fun. I am looking forward to New Year's Eve but not as much as I am looking forward to a brand new year and a brand new day-timer. So many pages to fill with events and appointments.
I had sort of crumby Christmas full of relatives asking stupid questions and parents humming and hawing but I survived. I enjoyed playing Chutes and Ladders, Battleship, Uno, and hockey with my nephews. Without them I probably would have tried to impale myself on some sort of tacky, holiday lawn ornament. Don't get me wrong, I love the rest of my family but there is a reason why I no longer live with them...or in the same city. :O)
I have a feeling the 2007 is going to be a big year for Noree! Let's hope so anyway.

Holiday Burnout

2006-12-20T12:42:00.000-08:00

Santa, I know how you feel.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurber, in Edward R. Murrow television interview
US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist (1894 - 1961)

What I Said Before....

2006-12-14T17:27:00.000-08:00

SERENITY NOW !!!!
I can not wait for the new year!

"I Have Enough Character, Thanks"

2006-12-12T19:20:00.000-08:00

And thank you, Sarah, for that lovely quote. I like it too.
I have decided that I am leaving all of my crap in 2006. Any bad feelings, any unrequieted love, any extra pounds will magically turn into a pumpkin at 11:59pm Dec 31st, 2006. I will then take that pumpkin and throw it at Laird's house...(just metaphorically). I just like the idea of smashed pumpkin on his house.
Yes, 2007 will be a better year!

Why Does This Video Suck?

2006-12-08T15:31:00.000-08:00

I love Chris Martin,(and Cold Play)and all but why is this video so dull? It is a great song...one of my favourites...listen to it's goodness. :O)

The heart has it's reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Pascal

2006-12-08T00:18:00.000-08:00

Life never ceases to surprise me. I try to prepare myself for the worst case scenario,(or the best case scenario), but without fail life presents the "out-of-left-field-never-would-have-conjured-it-in-a-million-bad-acid-trips" scenario.
I am a strong believer in things happening for a reason, but I'm also a strong complainer about things happening to teach lessons. It seems that character is not doled out in equal shares. Some people tend to get more lesson situations than they need...
Or maybe it is the wise person who learns from every situation? (I prefer to think this is true.)
"Immortality will come to such as are fit for it; and [s]he who would be a great soul in the future must be a great soul now." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hope you find some solace in Ralph's words my red-haired goddess friend! Your soul kicks ass!

Avoid Falling Into Anything

2006-12-01T17:28:00.000-08:00

The title of this blog is evidently what the title of my first (or last) book will be. It is advice which I would give to anyone wishing to avoid pain in this lifetime. To love someone who doesn't know you are alive is painful. To love someone who knows you exist but still does not return your love is pure torture. If I were a smarter bean I would not be in this predicament but alas... There is no "Painting" without "Pain". Here are some other platitudes which might make you feel worse:

Everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Leo Tolstoy

Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night
US novelist (1896 - 1940)

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
Brendan Francis

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
George Bernard Shaw, "Man and Superman" (1903), act 4
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche, "On Reading and Writing"
German philosopher (1844 - 1900)

There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Henry David Thoreau, Journal, July 25, 1839
US Transcendentalist author (1817 - 1862)

I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman's feelings; and there may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge of.
Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
English novelist (1775 - 1817)

Life's Gonna Suck ( a slideshow)

2006-12-01T07:33:00.000-08:00

This has been my mantra as of late. It is a catchy tune...there is no denying that.
I don't know what I would do without Youtube.com. I would probably get more accomplished in life.
I surveyed all of the videos for this song and this was the only one without anime or dead people. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.

Nuff Said

2006-11-25T14:46:00.000-08:00

Pourquoi?

2006-11-25T13:42:00.000-08:00

What is the world coming to? I called someone on their cell phone the other day and that person answered her phone while taking a pee. Why? Why would someone answer her phone while taking a pee? I don't want to hear the trickle of urine in the background while trying to conduct a conversation. Nor do I wish to hear the ominous flush at the end of the trickle!! Seriously People! If you are peeing and someone calls you, let the call go to voice-mail!!!

Also....Yesterday when I awoke I looked out my window and saw nothing but white. This often occurs at our latitude but it is particularly discouraging when the sun does not show itself for days. I go to work in the dark and I come home in the dark. I do my hair in the morning and put a toque on. I put on sunscreen daily, (because this is what I'm told to do by the dermatologists) and never feel the sun on my skin or see it from our windowless office. The only contact I have with the outside world on these bitterly cold days is my trek from my apartment to the bus stop and from the bus stop to work. In those few brief minutes I can feel the icy wind try to penetrate my skin like a million tiny snowmen with hypothermic(sic) needles. Where are you Spring? I long to feel your warm breath on my neck and the embrace of a zephyr!

Beautiful Words

2006-11-18T12:11:00.000-08:00

Remember, body...

Body, remember not only how much you were loved,
not only the beds on which you lay,
but also those desires which for you
plainly glowed in the eyes,
and trembled in the voice -- and some
chance obstacle made them futile.
Now that all belongs to the past,
it is almost as if you had yielded
to those desires too -- remember,
how they glowed, in the eyes looking at you;
how they trembled in the voice, for you, remember, body.

Constantine P. Cavafy (1918)

The Cinnamon Peeler

If I were a cinnamon peeler
I would ride your bed
and leave the yellow bark dust
on your pillow.

Your breasts and shoulders would reek
you could never walk through markets
without the profession of my fingers
floating over you. The blind would
stumble certain of whom they approached
though you might bathe
under the rain gutters, monsoon.

Here on the upper thigh
at this smooth pasture
neighbour to your hair
or the crease
that cuts your back. This ankle.
You will be known among strangers
as the cinnamon peeler's wife.

I could hardly glance at you
before marriage
never touch you
- your keen nosed mother, your rough brothers.
I buried my hands
in saffron, disguised them
over smoking tar,
helped the honey gatherers...

When we swam once
I touched you in the water
and our bodies remained free,
you could hold me and be blind of smell.
You climbed the bank and said

this is how you touch other women
the grass cutter's wife, the lime burner's daughter.
And you searched your arms
for the missing perfume

and knew

what good is it
to be the lime burner's daughter
left with no trace
as if not spoken to in the act of love
as if wounded without the pleasure of a scar.

You touched
your belly to my hands
in the dry air and said
I am the cinnamon
peeler's wife. Smell me.

-- Michael Ondaatje

Mad World :O)

2006-11-18T12:04:00.000-08:00

Who Wants Kevin Federline Now?

2006-11-16T14:01:00.000-08:00

Honestly, who does this guy think he is? Does he really think that he will get laid ever again? The sad thing is he probably will. He may even pro-create again...God help us all.
I truely feel bad for Britney. Yes, she chose a bad husband and a bad father for her children but she probably thought that he would grow up eventually. Sadly, Britney, he hasn't done so yet. Her career and personal life both seem to be in the toilet but I think dumping K-Fed is a good move in both arenas. I am hoping for big comeback for Britney. Not because she is super talented but because she seems like a genuinely kind person...just not that bright. I'm sick of hearing about successful women being taken advantage of by deadbeat jack asses. What a skeez!

A Disturbing Trend

2006-11-09T07:17:00.000-08:00

I realise that the Blog genre was almost entirely created as an outlet for teenage/middleage angst but I find my recent trend of depressing entries shameful. I used to be a good writer...honestly...one may say an above-average writer at the very least. Now it seems that all I do is whine.
I am not a whiner. I don't think even my older siblings would label me as such. I am able to put up with a variety of shit without complaint usually. What has changed? Am I truly unhappy? I don't think I am...on the contrary...I'm probably happier now than I have been for the past 5-6 years. Perhaps I need a hobby. Or maybe it is that whole "dream deferred" thing. Something inside of me is drying "like a raisin in the sun" and I need to rehydrate.
To the four people who read my blog,(yes, and to you the Phantom Post-er who removed your comments before I had a chance to read them!), I make a pledge to cheer the hell up!

:O)

Another Attempt

2006-11-09T07:09:00.000-08:00

This is the aforementioned Hip Hopera...Chapter 1...I think.

I Hope This Is A Joke

2006-11-07T16:50:00.000-08:00

Have you seen R. Kelly's Hip Hopera, "Trapped In The Closet"? I truly hope that it is all a joke. I am afraid it is not though. I wasn't able to post the opera itself, I tried but my posting skills are lacking. You should check it out though, all 11 Chapters. It is awfully disturbing...I hope you don't turn to stone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms3WabNFWnc
There is also a great parody by Mad TV:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkRF9sUzCSo

God speed.

My Favourite Goblins

2006-11-06T11:18:00.000-08:00

These are my nephews trying to look tough after a hard evening of trick-or-treating. The oldest three are wearing false, gnarly teeth so don't write to me about encouraging better dental hygiene. Also, Spencer, (Jack-Jack Incredible) looks dazed and confused because he likely is...dazed and confused. He is less than 7 months old and is thoroughly in awe of the Halloween phenomenon. The lumberjack in the back is my older brother Paul.

I'm not sure if Carter (Superman) has padded muscles or if that is a snowsuit underneath his costume. Or, maybe he really is that buff.

It wouldn't be Alberta if the kids didn't make their Halloween costumes big enough to fit over a full snowsuit.

Ryan and Grant are pirates of the Carribean with exceptionally clean clothes and no visable tatoos or piercings.

I think they are all adorable but I'm their Auntie and likely biased.

Life's Gonna' Suck

2006-10-31T17:26:00.000-08:00

Life's Gonna Suck - By Dennis Leary

Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now
Hey, if you know the words, sing along
You're gonna have to mow the lawn, do the dishes, make your bed
You're gonna have to go to school until you're seventeen
It's gonna seem about three times as long as that
You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun
You might have to go to war when you get out of school
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse
You're gonna have to deal with stress, deal with stress, deal with stress
You're gonna be a giant mess when you get back from the war
Santa Claus does not exist, and there is no Easter Bunny
You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now
You're gonna end up smoking crack, on you're back, face the fact
You're gonna end up hooked on smack and then you're gonna die
And then you're gonna die

There is no "I" in Win!! - Steve Holt

2006-10-24T17:07:00.000-07:00

No Steve, there is an "I" in win...if you write it in English. (Unless you spell it phonetically, in which case it doesn't, but only a linguist would do that. Geeks!)

I almost got hit by a car today. It was my own fault. I tried to cross the street after the little hand started to flash red.
I won't lie...I wouldn't have minded getting hit by the car too much. I really need a holiday and well, two broken legs would be a good excuse to stay in bed and watch movies for a few weeks. If I had been hit by a car at least I would have an excuse for feeling crappy and depressed. I might as well have a gaping head wound or semi-detached limb of some sort...my heart feels like it has been through a blender.
Woe is Me.

Bus Of Thought

2006-10-20T10:36:00.000-07:00

We talk about trains of thought, well this is Noree's "bus" of thought from this morning...

This morning I took the bus to work in the dark. This happens at this time of year around this latitude - going to work before the sun comes up and then returning home after the sun has gone down. On the bus were two students discussing music theory which somehow led to a discussion of Jim Croce and the song "If I Could Put Time In a Bottle". I was listening-in because theirs was the only conversation on the bus. Their talking led me to think of Kermit the Frog and the following poem:

[IF]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

--Rudyard Kipling

The poem reminds me of Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason...the 2nd book not the second movie...When Bridget is in the Thai jail and she repeats this to herself to keep from breaking down. In 2001 this poem was always in my wallet on a small scrap of yellow paper. It stayed there until it became shreds of pulp and lint. I rediscovered it today and it is above my computer at work. It is placed just high enough that if I lift my head to look at it any tears that may be welling in my eyes will go away.
I'm kind of sensitive this week.

When Life Goes To Shit....

2006-10-19T21:00:00.000-07:00

Make shit-aid. (Like Lemon-aid.)
I can't think, or talk, or write right now. So, as I often do, I am going to borrow someone else's words. Leo Tolstoy, "A Calendar of Wisdom" :
The meaning of life is revealed to those who are ready to accept the things which will be revealed. And it is he who has already decided that he will accept the truth as it is, and not the truth itself, which will change the way of life he has been accustomed to.
Who am I? What should I do? What should I believe in and what should I hope for? All of philosophy is in these questions, said the philosopher Lichtenberg. But among all these questions, the most important one is that which is in the middle. If a person knows what he should do, he will understand everything which he should know.
The real meaning of life is not possible to embrace, if you are looking for the universal meaning of life. And at the same time it is so simple that it can be explained to fools and to infants when what to know is what you should do as an individual.
(Yeah...Thanks a lot Leo! There's more...)
The most important knowledge is that which guides the way you lead your life.
It is harmful to eat when you are not hungry. It is even worse to have sex if you lack desire. But even more harmful is to try to think when you do not wish to, or to be engaged in meaningless intellectual activity. Many people do so when they want to improve their position.
(And my personal favorite for today...)
The more urgently you want to speak, the more likely it is that you will say something foolish.

Touche.

Elimination Dance

2006-10-17T18:16:00.000-07:00

So, I think if you've read this blog thingy of mine before you will know that I am cuckoo for poetry. I love the shit - but only the shit that is the shit if you know what I mean. (Yes, I am blogging under the influence right now but rightfully so.) Tomorrow is my birthday and as far as birthdays go I imagine it will neither be the worst nor the best. I am very grateful to my friend(s) who are making a solid effort to ensure that it is not sucktastic , but it is a daunting task. I myself have resigned to the fact that the special boy is not going to remember and my family is likely to forget as well. I'll probably have a bad hair day and a family of mice will eat the cake I baked for myself. Pouty Pout Pout!! As I sit here arms folded, my lower lip protruding, I am reminded of some brilliant poetry by Michael Ondaatje - "The Time Around Scars", "The Cinnamon Peeler", pretty much anything by him. However the most fitting to my mood is a series of statements he has entitled "Elimination Dance." Lawrence Ferlinghetti did something similar with his "I am waiting..." sentences. Basically Ondaatje eliminates the people, or actions he finds pretentious or annoying. I adore them all but here are some of my favorite. I hope you you feel some angst or something toward them...or maybe chuckle. If not read the first two poems I mentioned they are sure to make you cry or sigh in awe. Anyhoo...as promised these are some of the people to be eliminated:
"Those who (while visiting a foreign country) have lost the end of a Q tip in their ear and have been unable to explain their problem"
"All the actors and poets who spit into the first row while they perform"
"Men who fear to use an electric lawn-mower feeling they could drowse off and be dragged by it into a swimming pool"
" Any dinner guest who has consumed the host's missing contact lens along with the dessert"
"Any person who has lost a urine sample in the mail"
"Those who have accidentally stapled themselves"
"Women who gave up the accordion because of pinched breasts"
"Anyone whose knees have been ruined as a result of performing sexual acts in elevators"
"Any lover who has gone into a flower shop on Valentine's Day and asked for clitoris when he meant clematis"
"Anyone who has testified as a character witness for a dog in a court of law"
" Any writer who has been photographed for the jacket of a book in one of the following poses: sitting in a 1956 Dodge with two roosters; in a tuxedo with the Sydney Opera House in the distance; studying the vanishing point on a jar of Dutch Cleanser; against a gravestone with back lighting; with a false nose on; in the vicinity of Macchu Pichu; or sitting in a study and looking intensely at one's own book"

That last one is my favorite I think. If you have any to add please let me know I'd love to hear them. I feel less pouty already.

Maybe I am 10!

2006-10-12T22:30:00.000-07:00

I have new mittens. They are practical in the sense that they are well constructed with polar fleece lining etc...but they also have fins. Essentially they are shark puppets. I love them. Does this make me immature? Sometimes I like being ridiculous and the shark mittens make me smile. Why do some adults feel that they have to leave this sort of simple joy behind after age ten? I hope to have crazy tea pots when I'm 80!

Angst Aside

2006-10-03T17:00:00.000-07:00

Things are not that bad...really. I just get over-dramatic sometimes and angsty.

The Dealio

2006-10-02T23:36:00.000-07:00

Ok, so here's the deal. I don't know what the heck I am doing with my life. I'm scared shitless about what I should be doing next...as if what I do next means everything! What does making a huge mistake at this point in my life mean? It means nothing. I should not be so afraid to create, to fail, to disappoint. Back in the days when I was creative and articulate, back when I could write and speak with a certain amount of aptitude - I had ideas. I must write more and read more and not censor myself or worry about failure or my feelings of inadequacy. I should not allow punctuation and grammar to hold me back from dreaming big and being bold in my actions. Baby steps toward sanity, job fulfilment, and life enjoyment.

Pretty Words

2006-10-02T23:33:00.000-07:00

If the sea could dream, and if the sea
were dreaming now, the dream
would be the usual one: Of the Flesh.
The letter written in the dream would go
something like: Forgive me - love, Blue.
- Carl Phillips

I want to apologise

2006-09-27T20:52:00.000-07:00

I would like to apologise to the homeless man who scared the crap out of me tonight, I didn't mean to be rude by closing my door in your face. You just scared me. Let me explain. A coworker kindly offered me a ride home tonight. And when we saw you and your friends sitting together in the dark parking lot we were not afraid. You were just hanging out...that's cool. and when we offered you our left over pizza you seemed cool with that. It was only when you sneaked up behind me while my butt was in the air that I freaked and slammed the door. It may be that you just wanted to thank us for the pizza but I was startled. I feel terrible that I may have offended you. Please accept my apology, I did not mean to be impolite.

Sincerely,
Noree

Happier Things

2006-09-25T19:13:00.000-07:00

"Poetry is what he thought, but did not say." - Heather McHugh

I'm making an effort to think positive thoughts today. Positive thoughts don't lend themselves to poetry as easily as brooding, melancholy thoughts. We think so many things that never come to fruition. The mind is a great incubator. What happens to these "dreams deferred," these poems?

With me, today, it is letters unwritten that consume me. I compose a dozen in my head but they never make it to paper. To different people...old friends, old loves, new loves, people I've never met before. I'd like to have all of these letters sent out some day.

I like to think that I am brave sometimes. "Live Out Loud," used to be my credo - before Roger's wireless adopted it as their corporate slogan. (How could they do that?) But I'm not really brave, maybe I'm foolish, naive, arrogant, reckless. I can't put my finger on it exactly. It's my heart...you're right J, it is huge...and my mind...I'm tirelessly curious...And my love of the ellipsis!! I feel like I'm ten again running through a vast field or tumbling down a grassy hill in white pants!! I want to do it all, see it all, be it all. These poems in my head are going to explode if they don't find an outlet soon!

The Great Philosopher Jager

2006-09-24T19:05:00.000-07:00

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need." - M. Jager

Ok, not a philosopher per say but a wise man none the less.
Maybe getting what I want would be terrible. The Buddha says that all desire is suffering, we experience suffering because we experience desire. But isn't it worth it? Each moment of suffering is a reminder of how wonderful not suffering is. Oh whatever Noree, everyone has heard this crap before. Blah blah, "Tears are a miracle!", blah blah, "There is no 'Painting' without 'Pain'." Wanting something you can't have is just...annoying.

Poetry Corner

2006-09-20T19:42:00.000-07:00

'One Art', It is a great poem by Elizabeth Bishop from my Handbook of Heartbreak - edited by Robert Pinsky. ( Some of you may recall that Robert Pinsky is a former Poet Laureate of the United States and Simpson's guest star.) Ok, I realise it is pretentious to use one's blog to share adventures in Post-Modern poetry but I have few people to talk with about this sort of thing now that I am out of school. So, I might post poems I like on here from time to time. Be thankful, I could spend entire entries voicing my disgust with crappy academic labels like"Post Modern."
It is an art... losing. I think we are in error when we call unfortunate people "Losers". One must posses something first in order to lose it. Most so called "losers" never "have". It takes courage to embrace failure, accept rejection, endure embarrassment. As Leo Tolstoy once said, "The most common and the most widely used deceit is the wish to deceive not other people, but yourself. And this kind of life is the most harmful." Perhaps those who have learned to lose are the most fortunate.
Put that in your pot and spank it! (Just Kidding!)

One Art

2006-09-20T19:32:00.000-07:00

Today Is A Bad Day

2006-09-14T22:43:00.000-07:00

I am really not happy today. McDonald's has decided to discontinue my favourite kind of McNugget dipping sauce. Sure, in the grand scheme of things this is fairly minor. As a good friend pointed out, I "don't have syphilis or cancer or something really bad." But that is not the point. To add insult to injury the inside of my McNugget container said "change is good." Change is not always good!!! Change is just different, and sometimes what we value about bad food like McDonald's is that it is always the same. McNuggets are comfort food not, "Hey let's try something exciting and different" food. I thought I knew where I stood with the McNuggets yesterday. Now I just don't know.
I can try to tell myself that I don't need the McNuggets, that I'm too good for the McNuggets anyway, or that everything happens for a reason and that maybe this is all for the best. The fact of the matter is that I want hot mustard dipping sauce and it's not available and that sucks! Oh, who am I kidding...this isn't just about dipping sauce. I'm tired of constantly losing the few battles that I choose to fight! Nice girls sometimes finish last, without hot mustard sauce while some "fillies" trot through life blissfully unaware of just how fortunate they are. Just once I'd like to get what I want.

Can't We All Just Get Along!

2006-09-10T17:41:00.000-07:00

Many moons ago I signed up for internet service with AOL Canada. I knew many people at the time who were also subscribers and it was easier to keep in contact with them on AOL. Now everyone I know has MSN messenger and I too am trying to jump on that band wagon. AOL and MSN do not like each other apparently and I am having a difficult time signing onto MSN using AOL. :O( Now Noree is out of the loop because of the stupid rivalry between two mega corporations!! I am peeved! Can't we all just get along for the sake of the children (aka Me!).

The premiere of "Runs With Scissors"

2006-09-09T17:18:00.000-07:00

Blogging is hip! So I've heard anyhoo. I have been reluctant to start a blog, thinking that perhaps I haven't anything interesting to say. There is, however, something cathartic about speaking mindlessly to an unknown audience. It is like having a conversation with the universe. Not the people of the universe but rather the universe itself. Is that pretentious? Definitely. Do I care? Not enough to stop the dialogue...or monologue. If the universe does not respond I'm okay with that. I'm just putting the words out there.